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25 Jun 2010
When an e-mail announcing a desperately ill-conceived plan by homeopaths to test their inert sugar pills against malaria in a part of Kenya where the disease is rife comes into your possession asking you "PLEASE DO NOT post it on the web" there's only one decent thing to do, and that's to post it on the web.

Apart from the wasted money which could have been used to do some actual good with mosquito nets or real medicines, and the desire at secrecy to stop people finding out about their sordid little experiment, I'm struck by this from the project's director:
Even though we’ve been using in our clinics and mobiles our homeopathic malaria complex (MalariX) for these last 10 years to not only treat, but also prevent, malaria, we never have been able to track the results simply because it takes money. In the beginning of 2009, however, we were given a generous donation and I was able [to] initiate the steps to pull together a proper study on the product.
For 10 years they've been giving people this stuff to treat and prevent a fatal disease while knowing full well that it's never been properly studied. So why are you dispensing it to people?
25 Jun 2010
'Daily Mail' Scoop Of The Year: "grass turns green and grows when watered". This is epoch-defining journalism.
29 Jun 2010
Following England's recent exit from the World Cup of football, the BBC asks the question nobody else did: was "sludgy blood" caused by altitude training responsible for England exit?
Well, probably no. Wherever did anyone get "sludgy blood" from? It's a cracking excuse but does make me wonder whether a time portal was involved.
<Scene: The England dressing room, after unambiguous defeat by Germany.>
COACH: That was a-terrible game! Why you no a-scoring the goals?!
ROONEY: I couldn't help it, my feet wouldn't move quickly.
COACH: Why ees this? I ask the doctor. Doctor! Doctor!
<Enter the TEAM DOCTOR from 17th Century, wearing frock coat and powdered wig.>
COACH: Doctor, why Rooney's feet move so slowly like he-a-saying?
DOCTOR: Alas a clear case of Sludginess Of The Blood, sir.
COACH: Sludginess of the blood?
DOCTOR: Yes, sir. A not uncommon affliction induced by breathing the Rareified Airs of mountainous regions. This imbalances the Essential Humours and causes the liver to make a Very Great Excess of blood, which perturbs the Whole Organism and can cause Clogging Of The Pipes just as Mr Rooney describes. In extreme cases sufferers have been known to burst.

26 May 2010
The reliably reality-challenged MMR scaremonger-in-chief Melanie Phillips isn't reacting well to Andrew Wakefield being struck off because he performed unethical experiments on children and lied about it. Writing at the Spectator she describes the GMC decision as...
...risible kangaroo court ... a tragedy and a travesty... monstrous injustice ... sinister travesty ...
Utterly unhinged.
24 May 2010
Cricket was being played in the park yesterday and I'd just bought my new zoom lens, so I took some pictures of the cricket.
Cricket in the park Cricket in the park
24 May 2010
As the doctor who helped to spark a resurgence in infectious disease is finally struck off for performing unneeded and unapproved experiments on children then lying about it in his published writeup, I wonder whether any of the journalists whose fearmongering allowed measles to make a comeback will be struck off the Journalistic Register? Of course not, and I fully expect to see articles denouncing "the establishment's withhunt against a brave maverick" coming soon in popular newspapers.
15 Apr 2010
The British Chiropractic Association, who happily promoted bogus treatments for conditions like childhood asthma for which there isn't a jot of evidence, have finally dropped their libel case against Simon Singh for pointing out that were doing so. They dropped the case after an appeal court hearing in which the Lord Chief Justice declared himself "baffled" that they'd issued a writ instead of writing a rebuttal to the critical article, and along with 2 other senior judges issued a ruling that:
By proceeding against Dr Singh, and not the Guardian, and by rejecting the offer made by the Guardian to publish an appropriate article refuting Dr Singh's contentions, or putting them in a proper prospective, the unhappy impression has been created that this is an endeavour by the BCA to silence one of its critics...
..which I think is Senior Judge language for "We've got the measure of you".

So we may allow ourselves a brief moment of rejoicing, but let us not forget for a moment the toil and effort that lie ahead in reforming the antique and preposterous libel laws in this country, which you can help with by signing the libel reform petition if you haven't already done so.
27 Mar 2010
Fascinatingly strange prediction of the year 2000, in the Februrary 1950 edition of 'Popular Mechanics'. The man of the house flies to work in his personal helicopter while the woman will stay at home hosing down the furniture:
Woman hoses down the furniture Man dissolves away his beard
Slightly alarmingly on the nutrition front:
Discarded paper table “linen” and rayon underwear are bought by chemical factories to be converted into candy.
Mmmm, recycled underwear sweets!
23 Mar 2010
What a fine hat retrothing.com discovered in an old magazine:
Radio pith helmet
A pith helmet with an inbuilt, and well concealed, radio. Who wouldn't want one?


13 Mar 2010
The MOD has been served with a Freedom of Information Act request relating to what it knows about "worringly big sea monsters":
Dear Ministry of Defence,

Are there any abnormally large, or dangerous sea monsters hundreds of metres under the sea that haven't been revealed to the public?

Being a marine biologist, it would be in the best interest of the public as our lives could be at risk.
And the MOD hasn't responded as promptly as it should have done... what are they hiding?
Sea Monster

12 Mar 2010
71 year old woodworker Del shows off his pointless but wonderful beautiful new wooden machine:
He has made several other wooden machines, but calls this latest one his crowning achievement.
And rightly so.
09 Mar 2010
I had to wait for a haircut today so was pretty much forced to browse a copy of the Daily Mail in the barber's, and the big story in the Health section was the mind-bogglingly silly "Infra-red magnetic pants and homeopathy keep me healthy".

A few days ago, perhaps deciding that not even they could run scaremongering vaccines-give-children-autism stories anymore, they ran with... "Vaccines made my spaniel autistic".

The world must be a very scary and confusing place to Daily Mail readers.
17 Feb 2010
A herbalist pleads guilty over the poisoning of a customer with pills which contained a poison banned over ten years ago. Oddly, the judge decided to let her off for the actual poisoning because she had no idea what was in the pills she was dispensing:
But an Old Bailey judge ruled that, as the sale of traditional Chinese medicines was totally unregulated, there was no evidence that she knew of the potential harm. A charge of "administering a noxious substance so as to endanger life or inflict grievous bodily harm" was therefore thrown out.
"Everybody accepts that you didn't know you were breaking the law," he told Ms Wu.
That seems a strange ruling. Selling bottles of poisonous "medicine" is okay as long as you don't bother to find out what it is?
The Register of Chinese Herbal Medicine, which represents more than 450 practitioners, said the case highlighted "the urgent need for the statutory regulation of herbal medicine in the UK".
Well... sort of. What is not needed is some new and different way of regulating herbal medicines and herbalists. What is needed is for people who want to diagnose diseases and prescribe drugs, or people who want to dispense those drugs, to train as doctors or pharmacists; professions which already have statutory regulation. And what is also needed is to treat herbal medicines for what they are; they are drugs, so should be subject to the same standards of testing for efficacy and safety as anything a modern pharmaceutical company might produce. Drugs are drugs, whether they're traditional, Chinese, herbal, or modern or western. They have effects and benefits, and they have side effects and dangers, so regulate them all as medicine. The current set-up is absurd. I saw St John's Wort, an antidepressant drug with complex side-effects and interactions with other medications, being sold as a "food supplement" in a health food shop the other weekend. That's like stocking bottles of Prozac on the shelf and labelling it as a "condiment".
09 Feb 2010
In a feat of unintentional jingoistic comedy, the Daily Mail runs an article headlined "White Cliffs of Dover to be sold to the French to help reduce Government's debt" full of lamentation that this symbol of Englishness is falling into foreign hands, illustrated with a photograph of "A Spitfire over the White Cliffs of Dover". It's enough to makes you come over all tearful. Except that the spitfire isn't over Dover, it's over Beachy Head - dozens of miles away. And the spitfire is in Polish markings, so would have been flown during the war by that creature the Mail loves to hate... an aylum seeker.
A Polish spitfire, over Beachy Head
You can almost imagine Daily Mail readers during the war grumbing about the influx of skilled central European workers... "Those bleedin' Poles, coming over here looking for asylum, fighting on our side and flying our fighter planes... makes you sick".

And of course neither the cliffs nor the town are up for sale; parts of the port might be but that's far from certain and the port have said they've not agreed anything with any frenchmen. But apart from that the report is solid.

(Via Tabloid Watch.)
08 Feb 2010
Gallery of American space suits past and future:
spacesuitspacesuitspacesuit
03 Feb 2010
Ah good, Prince Charles has announced that nobody needs to take anything he ever says seriously ever again. Speaking at an architecture conference he said he's proud to be an enemyof the Enlightenment:
I was accused once of being the enemy of the Enlightenment. I felt rather proud. I thought, ‘Hang on a moment’. The Enlightenment started over 200 years ago. It might be time to think again and review it and question whether it is really effective in today’s conditions, faced as we are with huge challenges all over the world. It must be apparent to people deep down that we have to do something about it.
The Enlightenment: the idea that the universe can be methodically studied, its laws and processes understood, and that the world isn't made of magic. This has been a hugely productive approach which has advanced health and knowledge and happiness enormously. Notice how you're not having to scrape a living out the mud as a subsistence farmer before dying of smallpox? You can thank the Enlightenment for that, with all its sciencey goodness. But Prince Charles thinks it's somehow outdated. And this man gets to meet with members of the government. Hint to members of the government; just smile and nod politely until the old duffer goes away.
31 Jan 2010
The General Medical Council announce a verdict on the hopelessly poor research which sparked a decade of fearmongering about the MMR vaccine, research which was conducted "dishonestly and irresponsibly" and with "callous disregard" for the welfare of the children involved. Certain sections of the press - a press which took that initial story and whipped up the fear about a safe vaccine to such a degree that measles has become re-established in the country - still fail to understand. The Express devotes an entire article to quoting only Wakefield and his supporters. The Mirror lets a hack opine that Wakefield, far from engaging in bad research, was "just guilty of caring". But leave it to the Daily Mail, home of some the shrillest anti-MMR coverage over the years, to wheel out both Peter Hitchens and Amanda Platell to tell readers that Wakefield's a fine man being crushed under the heel of the establishment for the crime of being too caring. This made-up controversy has sold far too many newspapers to be allowed to go away.
No word on the subject from Melanie Phillips yet. Maybe she's taking the time to work herself into a properly spittle-flecked rage before gracing us with her insights.
27 Jan 2010
Too long without posting. Sciencey news catchup:
21 Dec 2009
Johnny Ball has a piece in the Express, in which he defends his dismissal of climate change (previous post). He makes three points, all of which are wrong: One by one: The "volcanoes emit more CO2 than industry" claim is a common one, and I was surprised at just how utterly wrong it is.
16 Dec 2009
Being a Briton of the age I am I was partly brought up on Johnny Ball's children's TV science program Think of a Number*, so I learn with deep sadness that Johnny Ball is actually a preposterous loon on the subject of climate change:
he claimed that CO2 levels are too negligible to cause warming, that water is a greater greenhouse glass and that in any case plants absorb excess CO2.
An article published on the New Scientist’s website yesterday provides a wealth of scientific evidence against such claims. Ball also made some less decipherable comments that insects’ and spiders’ natural emissions were more damaging to the climate than fossil fuels.
Noooooo! This is sad in a way I can't properly describe... like finding out that David Attenborough is actually a creationist. Even worse, he started out the gig so well, "singing a song about John Dalton’s atomic theory in the style of George Formby". Now that is the Johnny Ball I remember and want more of!

*Nostalgia!
07 Nov 2009
When people exploit the bereaved by claiming to speak on behalf of a dead loved one by "communicating with the spirit world" it's merely nauseating and distasteful. But now your inner accountant can also be calmly infuriated by the waste of public money after a police force heard from some delusional moron who had been "communicating with the spirit world":
A police force has defended spending £20,000 investigating a man's death after his ghost was said to have told psychics that gangsters had forced him to drink petrol and bleach. ... An inquest this week recorded a verdict of suicide after hearing there was no evidence of foul play. However the coroner, Peter Brunton, queried the murder inquiry held after mediums tipped off police, suggesting that the words "lion, a horse and a man called Tony Fox" were significant. "There was a great deal of communication between the mediums and the police," he said. "A great deal of effort was expended in following these leads up."
I'm with Charlie Brooker on this subject:
When it comes to psychics, my stance is hardcore: they must die alone in windowless cells

02 Nov 2009
I am grateful to David Tredinnick's office for getting back to me.
Further to your email to David Tredinnick MP, following his Adjournment Debate, he has asked me to send you details of the book he used in researching the topic to which you referred.
It is "Astrology and Compassion the Convenient Truth", by Roy Gillett, Kings Hart Books 2007, particularly paragraph 2, page 45.
I hope that is of assistance.
Very much so, thankyou. Now if only I could get my hands on a copy of this undoubtedly important tome of surgery and anatomy...
30 Oct 2009
It's been two weeks since I wrote to David Tredinnick asking him where he learned that surgeons don't operate during certain phases of the moon and I've heard nothing back. Maybe my e-mail didn't arrive properly because of the phase of the moon, so I've e-mailed him again.
30 Oct 2009
The Home Secretary's sacked the head of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs, the body established to give the government evidence to guide drug policy, because the Home Secretary decided to ignore the evidence which the council is there to give:
In a letter, the home secretary wrote: "I cannot have public confusion between scientific advice and policy and have therefore lost confidence in your ability to advise me as Chair of the ACMD."
Of course one way of avoiding public confusion between scientific advice and policy would be to base policy on the evidence which the advisors give you. Another way which hadn't previously occurred to me is to ignore the evidence, then sack your advisor when they point out what you've done. One of these ways makes more sense than the other.
19 Oct 2009
To nobody's surprise, some engineers have done some tests and found that the laws of thermodynamics still apply and some miracle "fuel saving" device doesn't work:
A conversion kit claiming to allow vehicles to run more efficiently using water does not work, a BBC investigation has discovered ... Its main component is a stainless steel vessel containing water and electrodes. It generates bubbles of oxygen and hydrogen gas by electrolysis, using an electrical current. The device is fitted under the bonnet of the car and draws its power from the car battery. The mixture of oxygen and hydrogen is piped into the air intake of the engine and is supposed to add to the conventional fuel.
Which sounds clever but is nonsense and doesn't work. Best of all is the reaction of the man selling the thing, who has to be either delusional or a charlatan:
When confronted with the evidence, Steven Cordner of Hydro-Fuel Systems claimed the system worked but admitted he had no proof to show us. He said they had stopped selling the product.
So it really really does work but you haven't got any evidence for this and you'll stop selling it. Riiight.
19 Oct 2009
The Wellcome Collection has a couple of excellent 1890s adverts for implausible magnetic medical devices peddled by Mr Harness' Medical Battery Company. What's better is that PubMed has a copy of a British Medical Journal article from 1893 taking the Medical Battery Company to task in no uncertain terms:
THE MEDICAL BATTERY COMPANY, LIMITED, AND THE BRITISH MEDICAL ASSOCIATION
OUR readers may remember that in the issue of the BRITISH MEDICAL JOURNAL of November 12th last the following paragraph appeared:
"We have good grounds for stating that the Times has recently refused a four-column advertisment from the Harness Electropathic Belt Establishment, of the value of £80, a course worthy of the high and honorable traditions of the that journal"
The object and intention of the paragraph was, we now unreservedly state (as Mr Harness himself has put it in the action he brought against the JOURNAL), that the Medical Battery Company (that is, Mr Harness) "carried on so dishonest and disreputable a trade and business, and were so notorious and of such ill repute as a trading company, that it was discreditable and unworthy on the part of a newspaper proprietor of high position and standing to transact with the plaintiff company the ordinary business of newspaper proprietors with traders in accepting and inserting at all, or even upon more favorable terms, the plaintiffs' trade advertisements" ...
It's a great read, and all in moustache-quivering Victorian language. Long story short; the BMJ called Mr Harness out as a quack, he sued the BMJ, the BMJ stuck to their guns and the quack backed down.
Harness' Magnetic corsets Harness' Electropathic belts
Wellcome Collection's got a plethora of good images, and they all seem to be available as high quality prints at reasonable prices.
18 Oct 2009
David Tredinnick MP (Con, Bosworth) thinks the NHS should spend more on astrology and wants money spent on research into things like feng-shui and "remote energy healing". Among the torrent of brain-failure poured forth onto the floor of Parliament this really raised my eyebrows (the claim that scientists who disagree with him are ignorant and "deeply prejudiced, and racially prejudiced too" raised them a bit as well):
In 2001 I raised in the House the influence of the moon, on the basis of the evidence then that at certain phases of the moon there are more accidents. Surgeons will not operate because blood clotting is not effective and the police have to put more people on the street.
I've e-mailed him to ask where he learnt that blood doesn't clot, and surgeons won't operate, at certain phases of the moon. I'm not being mean; this really has massive implications for public safety, first aid, medical practice and related fields. Or is utter bollocks. One of the two.

18 Oct 2009
Sweden; partly fuelled by the burning corpses of adorable bunnies.
"It is a good system as it solves the problem of dealing with animal waste and it provides heat," said Mr Virta.
Yup.
28 Sept 2009
Someone died today, of a cause which is at yet unknown. For some reason this is considered newsworthy. Of course this has made the Daily Mail go into overdrive and seek out the wisdom of crazy pressure group Jabs, who've never been known to say anything even remotely sensible about any vaccine or infectious disease ever. Remember, Jabs are the pressure group who publish an article on their website stating that:
there is a theory that the emergence of the [HIV] virus in humans was itself caused by trials of the polio vaccine in Africa in the 1950s
Yes, there is such a theory, and it's right up there alongide its intellectual cousins such as "NASA faked the moon landings", "the government is spraying poisons disguised as aircraft vapour trails" and "the CIA hypnotised Elvis to shoot JFK".

The media stupid is making me unhappy. To help matters, I invite you to join me in watching Carl Sagan talk about about Science. There... isn't that better?

(Edited, 29th September, to add: the Daily Mail article has been greatly toned down since.)
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